Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Yankee Rose

The Yankee Rose is (as far as we can tell) a creation of our own, with a Gin as the base spirit.  Why do we call it the "Yankee Rose"?  Because English Rose and Desert Rose were already taken, and this was the best we could come up with.   So in keeping with the namesake, we will be using an American gin:  Wheeler's Gin from Santa Fe Spirits. 

Santa Fe Spirits has been nice enough to provide us with some, so that we can show you that there's more to Gin than just throwing half the ingredients of Italian salad dressing into a bunch of vodka and calling it a day.  Wheeler's Gin is certainly not some conjurer of cheap tricks that, and not only contains the familiar gin botanicals, but also ones that are unique to its home in the American Southwest.  Check out our martini we made with it here.

But now on to The Yankee Rose.



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Ingredients you will need:
1) Gin.  A gin that is much more designed to carry numerous flavors to your nose after you sip it, rather than jump straight up there before you even get even the first bit down.   While originally intended for the very soft and primarily lavender Brooklyn Gin (hence calling it the Yankee Rose seemed almost obligatory), Wheeler's Gin from Santa Fe Spirits was a great fit for this.  Additionally, we are still amazed that a distillery from New Mexico is producing top-shelf spirits like Gin and Applejack, which are so often thought of as East Coast territory.  If you don't want to use alcohol, check out our alcohol-free version of this on our tumblr.

2) Rose Water.  This stuff has been used by civilization for many things over the centuries.  A great way to flavor baked goods, teas, or add a little something different to soft drinks, Rose Water is even something you can make at home (here's a video of some lady showing you how).  But Disclaimer; If you don't know exactly what the rose pedals have been through, like if they've been chemically treated by a florist or have been otherwise exposed to things not for eating, then just go pick up some Alwadi Rose Water.  It's not hard to find, and they specifically make it for edible uses.  So you can feel safe and secure knowing that someone somewhere had made sure you aren't getting bad chemical stuff.  This stuff also lasts quite a while in the fridge, so you'll be able to use it for many different applications.  


3) Simple Syrup.  This shouldn't be hard.  Seriously, if you don't know how to do this by now you might want to go practice right now.

4) Seltzer.  It is important that you use seltzer/soda water with absolutely nothing added to it.  No minerals, flavors, or anything else.  This is a delicate drink and that stuff can throw things off.

5) Shaker and Ice.  The same goes for ice.  If your tap water often has strong smells or certain flavors to it (be they good or bad) then avoid using it for this and use filtered or distilled water for the ice to be used here.  It's easy to torpedo a drink of top-shelf everything only to shake it over ice from the nastiest water available.

6) Bitters.  You can really use whatever bitters you like, and we're hoping to feature some unique ones here soon, but for now, you will see us use Angostura.

7) Citric Acid.  Here's the part where lots of you are going to say "What?  I can't get all chemistry-lab intense into this."  But this stuff is as easy to find as sugar, costs about the same, and dissolves in cold water as well.  That little pack up there (when full) was less than $2 and we picked it us at our local Lebanese Spice Shop.  We know not many of you are gonna have a local Lebanese Spice Shop, but don't worry, the stuff is still everywhere and is often used by health-conscious people as a meat-tenderizer.  It's also sometimes called "Lemon-Salt" but it's got no lemon flavor or actual salt in it.


8) Pint Glass.  That's what we're making this in, but once you get this down, you can decide for yourself how you want it.

DON'T you dare try to just add lemon juice or something to this instead of citric acid.  Citric acid has no flavor and won't upset the flavor balance in this (it only lowers the PH a little bit).  If you throw citrus juice in there then that's all you're gonna taste in this. 




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The level of sweetness is always subjective, but you will want it to be on the sweeter side of your usual range, as that quality really compliments the rose water's natural flavors and fragrances.


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A tiny bit of this stuff goes a long way.  Just 1/8th of a teaspoon can probably drop it a full PH point, so always add the smaller amount you think you will need and then add more if you want.  We find that about a quarter works best for us, maybe a bit more or less depending what kind of mood we're in.



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Before you do anything else, if your cocktail shaker is metal, then rinse it out right here and now.  You just put citric acid in there, you don't want a residue of that sticking to the insides for hours  after this and start munching away at the metal do you? 



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This is by far the most fragrant and fragile drink we've ever done.  You can miss the mark only a little on it, and end up with something you don't like, so it's not for the timid.  But once you get the hang of it, you'll be able to show your friends/co-workers/bosses/neighborhood drug dealers a great warm-weather cocktail that no one has ever seen before.

It should be noted that it is possible to not add Gin and make this an alcohol-free beverage.  In fact, it was the alcohol-free version we made on a whim, which led us to this new discovery.    




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We would like to thank Santa Fe Spirits for participating is this recipe, and check out our next episode where we feature Wheeler's Gin in Colin's Collins.  ...go buy some.   

We'd also like to thank Al Wadi, Angostura, and The Boylan Bottling Co. for ...making the delicious things we bought for this.  Please keep making nummie things.  





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Monday, May 19, 2014

Santa Fe Spirits: Wheeler's Gin Martini

Today we will begin taking a look at Wheeler's Western Dry Gin.   Produced by Santa Fe Spirits, Wheeler's is a gin which fits into the center of the gin spectrum.  Now, people hear that and they thing "well if it's just in the middle then why bother and blah blah blah" but think about it... how often do you want the extremes of anything?  Hot sauce?  No, you like Sriracha and Cholula, not the extremes blandness of Frank's hot-sauce-flavored water or the insanity of weaponized pepper-spray.  Sushi?  Well, fresh is good but not a lot of you are going to starting fish that are still swimming around, and let's not even think about the other end of that equation.  Not even alcohol.  Fuck the 3% beer crap, but that doesn't mean you're gonna start downing the 96% Spirytus Staropolski any time soon (actually we did do that once and also started cooking with it.  After our hands caught fire we decided it wasn't really the best thing to have around). 

Needless to say, Wheeler's is not the gining-est gin that has ever gin-ed.  It is also not so delicate, that such as the landing of sakura petals upon your arm in spring, your first sensory perception of their presence is simply by their smell.   Nope, this is a gin, a real gin, that isn't afraid to know when to hold em and know when to fold em (right now the people at Santa Fe Spirits are probably cringing and saying "why did we let these city-people touch out awesome stuff?").  It's because we know a good thing when we drink it and Wheeler's is a great gin that delivers exactly what a gin should, without harsh tones, over-powerful menthol flavors, or hastily distilled base spirits.  People think that because gin is a clear spirit, it's simple, but in fact the opposite is true.  With no oak-smoke to hide behind, gin has to bring it's A game to the table right out of the gate, without the benefit of added time or a caramelized smoke screen.  Sante Fe Spirits knows this, and you dear imbiber get to enjoy the benefits of their wisdom. 

Wheeler's is also unique, in that along with juniper, it includes cascade hops, white sage, osha root, and Cholla (that's pronounced Choi-Ya) Cactus blossoms picked directly by the distillery.  The end result is a gin that can not only hold it's own in a martini, but can also mix into recipes which are extremely delicate.  And we're about to show you exactly that:


Santa Fe Spirits's Wheeler's Gin
in
The Martini.

You may remember in our original martini episode, we used a gin that was of the London Dry variety.   These are very good and they are popular, but they are not the same as other gins, as we are about to see.



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The Martini is very cruel to gin.  If the gin isn't good, it will put those qualities straight out there and let you know about it.  Even gins that are ok to use in other drinks are slain at the hands of this very serious recipe.  


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What we have here is a premium dry vermouth, but our "friend" who brought it happened to put it in an unmarked container, so we can't show you the actual label name.  Maybe they were afraid to carry it with them, or maybe they were afraid we'd end up drinking it all (a distinct possibility), but either way, you'll have to wait for a future post to find out about quality vermouth.  So thanks for that ya dork (you know who you are).   



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Some martini purists out there are going to hem and haw about how the gin must be at least some ridiculously low temperature.  This is straight up wrong.  Gin is an aromatic.  An aromatic doesn't work, if it's something like minus a kergillion-billion degrees below zero, because you're not gonna smell anything!   Chilled, yes.  Freezing?  No, you're doing it wrong. 



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While they don't drop that many olives into it, the martinis served at (now defunked) Cornelius Oyster Bar in Prospect Heights Brooklyn, were actually similar to this, in that they often had quite a few lose olives floating around in a class such as this.   One (or 2) of these and a plate of  raw bluepoints were the absolute best way to end a hard day at work, and still end up spending less than $20. 


In the end, Santa Fe Spirits Wheeler's Gin goes well in a martini or just on the rocks.  The gin itself has a unique background noise to it and we're assuming that it's the Cholla Cactus flowers, but since we've never had Cholla Cactus flowers, we can only assume that's the case.  It's no bottom shelf gin and seems to work best when it's between 45 and 35 degrees Fahrenheit.   Though for science sake we did taste 2 separate neat ounces at room temperature to see what was what.  While amplified, the searing that often happens with mass-produced gins was not there at all, while surprisingly the botanical strength was very pleasantly strong.  A great accompaniment to a hearty herbal focaccia in the shade on a summer afternoon.


Next time, Wheeler's Gin in:  The Yankee Rose.  


Thursday, May 1, 2014

Margarita Revisited

THE MARGARITA
revisited with
Sriracha Margarita and Watermelon Margarita




So remember when we first started this blog?  No you don't, because we actually started it on Xanga in like 2005, but you might remember when we migrated the whole thing to Blogger when we got bored one decade.  If you do (and we're pretty sure you still don't), then you might know that our very first drink we presented to you was the Margarita.  No, not one of those frozen bowls of nastyness or some artificially flavored soda syrup out of a plastic bottle, but a real proper margarita.  

In honor of the upcoming holiday of Cinco de Mayo, we are once again revisiting the margarita, as our methods have evolved.  And we'll also be bringing you two more variants, including a sriracha and watermelon version, to make you popular with all the hipsters in your life.   So let's get started.



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Now we don't want to come over all "Fox News" about this, but it's obvious that there is some little fucker out there trying to cancel fun because they got hurt in the feels.  Yep, an American college student named Daniela Hernandez thinks it's somehow wrong for anyone who isn't Mexican to celebrate cinco de mayo and so she canceled it.  Well, here at Pinky Mixology, we hate anyone who tries to cancel fun, so while we sit here and silently hope that Daniela Hernandez gets hit by a bus, we want you to go out and have as much Mexican themed revelry that you can!



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Camarena Tequila is all in all an ok one to use for cocktails.  It's not the tippy-top shelf stuff that will cost you a fortune, but it's a good one to have if you're going to be mixing a lot of sweet drinks of different types, as we are about to do here.  It also comes in a pretty bottle.



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We're gonna be ripping on Daniela for a while, because deep down, we think she's awful for canceling a charity fundraiser over some sort of butt-hurt.  However, the more important part, is to ditch the orange liqueur.  The only reason it's in there in the first place, is most likely the margarita started out as some alternate version of the side-car, and that did need orange stuff in it.  That's not to say that the margarita doesn't benefit from orange notes, and so that's where using orange zest to make an infusion comes in.  This works wonders and is seriously the only way to go when doing a margarita.


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Just shell out for the goddam limes.


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Citrus press juicers are extremely handy and no home bar is complete without one.


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The amber agave nectar can darken a drink to the point where it looks weird.  The lighter stuff doesn't do that as much, and of course simple syrup doesn't do that at all.  It all comes down to what your own personal tastes are.  Just avoid using the pre-sweetened lime juice that's out there, because it's absolute crap.


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We're done with mason jars and other drink weirdness.  We're coming back to the basics.


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The whole trick of assembling the ingredients in the same glass you're going to serve it in, means that you'll never end up making too much or not enough to fill it up just right.  As you can see, the amber agave nectar has darkened up the drink a bit, but not to the point where it looks actually bad or anything.


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We promise not to go sriracha-crazy and start putting it in everything, but seriously, this kind of thing is totally perfect for it.


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The color can lead people to think that it's a fruit based drink rather than a spicy one, and so having a chili pepper hanging off the glass sends a clear message about what to expect.



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You can check out our other watermelon margarita recipe, which is meant for big groups, as it produces
a large amount of punch style beverage.  This one is for individual servings.



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It really is weird but watermelon juice really is kind of bland, and nowhere near as satisfying as actually chowing down on watermelon itself.  That being said, a little sugar and tiny bit of salt (yes you need that), will fix that situation.



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We think she may be murdering puppies at this very moment.


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If you don't know who Antonio Aguilar is, then you are missing out on life.

Most people already know this, but Cinco de Mayo is much more of an American holiday than a Mexican one (it's very regional, and only significantly celebrated in Puebla in Mexico).  So as long as you're not going to be a total asshole to people, go have fun.  Frat-boy types are always going to use anything as an excuse to get fall down drunk... take away Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day and you'll just end up with drunken keggers on Arbor day and shit.    



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The orange can overpower the tequila a bit if you use a lot and leave it in there for a long time.  But 3 days to a week is perfect for this. 


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We're back, pants-less cautionary tales and all!   We're also going to be coming to you twice a month now, because ...why the hell not, right?